My sister got engaged last night to David Sewall.

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'09. never forget.

January
✓ X	is in the darkest night, no one knows, he comes and goes.
✓ X	is the last reasonable person in orange county maybe.
✓ X	is all alone in fairyland.
✓ X	just realized that he might have monday off due to mlk jr., but if he doesn't, please don't spoil his happy mood.
✓ X	's ankel is swollen, but only physically.
✓ X	's ankle is swollen, but only factually.
✓ X	's ankle is swollen, like his heart.
✓ X	is What did the Caspain Sea?
✓ X	is What did the Caspian Sea?
✓ X	we need to work on Daniel's humor
✓ X	Daniel: she's 15.
✓ X	is war on Daniel!
✓ X	is shooting bullets out of a gun at Daniel.
✓ X	knows what Daniel did last summer: go to Ireland with B.C.
✓ X	is at sitting next to Daniel's bloody corpse, playing Word Challenge.
✓ X	has allied withDaniel against a greater foe.
✓ X	supports Josiah's status.
✓ X	is a godfather!
✓ X	is going to be a godfather
✓ X	is going to be a godfather!
✓ X	the sun exploded 7 minutes ago. I swear it.
✓ X	can't be bought love.
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February
✓ X	eating a super bowl of cereal.
✓ X	is bowl of cereal.
✓ X	is a super bowl of cereal.
✓ X	is in your face. book.
✓ X	is in your face. Book.
✓ X	is Yes, Pandora, I'm still listenting.
✓ X	is dreaming at the speed of one over the sqaure root of the product of perimittivity of free space and the permeability of free space.
✓ X	is dreaming at the speed of one over the sqaure root of the product of the perimittivity of free space and the permeability of free space.
✓ X	is don't bring me down, bruce.
✓ X	wants to know if anyone is giving him a facebook gift at midnight on valentine's day!
✓ X	benched 200!
✓ X	benched 180!
✓ X	knows what he's gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and the next year, and the year after that. He's shakin' the dust off his feet of this crummy little town.
✓ X	knows what he's gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and the next year, and the year after that. He's shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off his feet.
✓ X	doesn't have a sweet heart and doesn't have a sweet heart.
✓ X	is happy and he knows it, but he doesn't like to show it.
✓ X	is a jeff
✓ X	just hand-wrote a 9 page love letter.
✓ X	is unspoken for.
✓ X	is non-trivial.
✓ X	is double black diamond.
✓ X	is the squeaky window-cleaning noise played during Blackbird. You know what I'm talking about.
✓ X	is your news feed.
✓ X	is brushing his teeth.
✓ X	is brushing his toothbrush. With his teeth.
✓ X	is teething.
✓ X	is now is the winter of our discontinent
✓ X	is now is the winter of our discontinence
✓ X	is bump badda bump. bump badda bump. you know?
✓ X	wants the chance to use passive voice. a way can be figured out.
✓ X	once had a status that read, "Max is your news feed."
✓ X	doesn't believe in twitter.
✓ X	once read a book in spanish class in spanish. there was a girl and she was waging a private, secret war against the world. max never forgot this.
March
✓ X	is a dance dance revolutionary.
✓ X	is MAXIMUS
✓ X	is once more for the gipper.
✓ X	can't touch this.
✓ X	was given lemons by the world.
✓ X	float hopes.
✓ X	is eezy beezy.
✓ X	is wait, you have finals too? omg.
✓ X	is taking his final finals finally.
✓ X	http://xkcd.com/537/
✓ X	is part of the home made revolution.
✓ X	TURNED MY CAMERA ON
✓ X	dreamt Rutledge gave him a passing grade, but failed Kyle!
✓ X	just got pretty, new cleats!
✓ X	GOT TO GET A NEW PAIR OF SHOES! TO KICK IT WITH HER, NOT KICK IT WIT YOU.
✓ X	was named after the kid in where the wild things are.
✓ X	Earth hour rules!
✓ X	is celebrating the natural resources of earth and the ingenuity of earth's inhabitants.
✓ X	did you know earth can be rearranged to spell heart?
✓ X	did you know heart can be rearranged to spell hater.
✓ X	is going to be all that he can be.
✓ X	is going to be all that you can be.
✓ X	thinks he should replace Beasley on the US national team.
April
✓ X	♥♥♥This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.
✓ X	CANNOT BE BOTHERED.
✓ X	SOCCER TIME
✓ X	♥xkcd.comThis status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.
✓ X	ate bowls of mini-wheats and cashews. He drank orange juice. He bought a snickers for $1 and ate it also.
✓ X	FLIES BY THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS.
✓ X	"ONLY THE BRAVE DESERVE THE FAIR"
✓ X	when my physics homework gets too hard, i do my math homework.
✓ X	HAVE A DREAM
✓ X	WANTS YOU TO NOTICE WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND
✓ X	IT'S FOR YOU
✓ X	COSMOLOL
✓ X	LOVES IS IN THE AIR, BUT NO WHERE NEAR THE GROUND.
✓ X	XOXOXOX
✓ X	♥xox♥xox♥This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.
✓ X	TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY
✓ X	JUST MIXED ITALIAN FOOD, MEXICAN FOOD, AND INDIAN FOOD AND ATE IT ALL UP.
✓ X	can't be bought.
✓ X	will sell his body for $100, his mind for $1,000, and his everlasting soul for a couple of goals against the varisty team on monday.
✓ X	has 299 friends, who will be the 300th!?
✓ X	hip bone connected to the backbone.
✓ X	where have all the israeli girls gone?
✓ X	andy you're a staaaaarr
✓ X	"One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh"
✓ X	lost.
✓ X	10.29% of my facebook friends are on facebook right now. at least. maybe more!
✓ X	sometimes, when i'm chatting on facebook chat, i just type stuff and delete it over and over so the other person thinks i'm going to say something. this is like when i'm driving, i signal left and turn right. just cos, you know?
May
✓ X	is where the wild things are.
✓ X	is tunneling.
✓ X	switzer-laaand
✓ X	dear european friends, what are you doing this summer?
✓ X	EARTHQUAKE!
✓ X	EATRHQUAKE OMGG
✓ X	earthquake, new york school principal dies from swine flu, the apocolypse.
✓ X	IS A CENTAUR
✓ X	YO, I dropped from 315 friends to 314! Who among you has done this?
✓ X	Can't win 'em all. Homeschoolers took 1st in the national geography bee, but 2nd in the spelling bea. w00t.
June
✓ X	:)
✓ X	cry for me, Argentina.
✓ X	so a girl from my hometown, Los Alamitos, made the top 20 of So You Think You Can Dance. I bet she was homeschooled too.
✓ X	will be sitting in seat H9 in room 128 in Steinhaus Hall, wrestling with the very nature of our universe for like...4 hours tomorrow.
✓ X	will be sitting in seat H9 in room 128 in Steinhaus Hall, wrestling with the very nature of our universe for like...2 hours tomorrow, then moving to row J, seat 10 to wrestle for another 2 hours.
✓ X	"now we're all sons of bitches"
✓ X	is no longer treasurer-elect of the Society of Physics Students, Irvine branch.
✓ X	NEW YORK I <3>
✓ X	NEW YORK I LUV YOU, BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN!
✓ X	don't bring me down brrRRUUCCE
✓ X	abstract algebra, linear algebra, astrophysics, quantum mechanics, statistical mechanics, no swing dancing, exit Irvine, --> TN, mom & WW, step cousins, PA, sister, NYC, subway, NYSE, NAZI...nah, PATH, NJ, Davey's married, back to NYC, NYU girls, PATH, NJ
✓ X	DO YOU HAVE SKYPE? I HAVE SKYPE. WE'RE ALREADY FB FRIENDS, LET'S BE SKYPE FRIENDS. m.clark86
July
✓ X	works for the Dharma Initiative
✓ X	has never stuck his chewed gum on any thing that hasn't been forthwith disposed of.
✓ X	with fellow physics majors in tow, hit on 3 underage english girls; was rejected.
✓ X	secretly admires you
✓ X	hates secret admirers who are really just dudes
✓ X	secretly hates secret admirers who are really just dudes.
✓ X	ruby tuesday is bomb
✓ X	ABSURDITY
✓ X	WHAT'S UP NOW, HUMBLEBEE?
✓ X	deserves maybe a pizza trophy
August
✓ X	Gare Routiere is le Crap
✓ X	is going cLUbBinG!
✓ X	au revoir
✓ X	is cool
✓ X	is is
✓ X	just talked to his grandma
✓ X	CHEMICALS COLLIDE.
✓ X	MY LOVE IS COMING I CAN BARELY HARDLY WAIT
✓ X	IS HARD TO GET
✓ X	MY LOVE IS COMING I CAN BARELY HARDLY WAIT
✓ X	BLUEBERRY GARDEN http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Blueberry+Garden
✓ X	"the keys are on the table, i'll be at the coffee shop, don't answer the door in your underwear...again."
✓ X	WE RIDE AT DAWN!
✓ X	see more glass
September
✓ X	hi kimbell
✓ X	RETAKE THE RAINBOW
✓ X	IS BACK. & HE'S GOING TO SAVE HIS REPUTATION. HEY LA. HEY LA. MAX CLARK IS BACK.
✓ X	WOZNIACKI!!!!!!!
✓ X	http://kotaku.com/5355165/halo-odst-live+action-tr ailer-gets-an-extended-cut
✓ X	WE ARE DANCER
✓ X	OR, WAIT, ARE WE HUMAN?
✓ X	do you feel like a human tonight? or do you feel like an animal?
✓ X	remember the first time you read "brb"?
✓ X	This group exists solely to deliver a simple message to Max.
✓ X	stares into space like a dead china doll
✓ X	hopes individuals with great power are viewing his facebook right, deciding his fate based upon their findings.
✓ X	hi pierre
✓ X	"If you are reading this, even if we don't speak often, post a comment of a memory of you and me. When finished, post this paragraph on your own status; you'll be surprised what people remember about you :) "
✓ X	drew some nice pictures today.
October
✓ X	two seconds ago
✓ X	not a fan of fans
✓ X	can't teach an old dog old tricks either, you know.
✓ X	http://kotaku.com/5380620/name-your-price-for-worl d-of-goo
✓ X	I AM GOING TO ALBERTSONS. DO NOT STOP ME.
✓ X	bought crest whitening strips and cigarettes at albertsons
✓ X	WHERE ARE MY TUTUS?
✓ X	THESE ARE NOT MY TUTUS!?
✓ X	I SIMPLY ENJOY THE SPELLING OF "TUTUS"
✓ X	so did you guys see that movie about MAX and WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE?
✓ X	did not play soccer today.
November
✓ X	WHO HAS DISNEYLAND PASS?
✓ X	will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?
✓ X	world war 14
December
✓ X	my dog is old.
✓ X	emailed his professor asking why Max was having trouble logging on to the super computers at CERN in Geneva at the LHC. He responded, "Something bad happened to the power for all of CERN. That's all I know so far. -d"
✓ X	I HAVE LOST ANOTHER FRIEND! 380 seemed like a nice number. good pool to invite from for either a wedding or a funeral.
✓ X	a number has been done on me.
✓ X	my name is cameron bameron
✓ X	here comes the sun
✓ X	for Utgar!
✓ X	40 cents more for the next 3 minutes