Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I know of one Anteater who can beat this.

Enrolled Classes for WINTER '10

Crse Crse Sec Grd Code Dept Num Typ Num Unts Opt Days Time Bldg Room

45070 MATH 121B LEC A 4.0 GR M W F 02:00-02:50 RH 114
45071 MATH 121B DIS 10 0.0 GR T T 02:00-02:50 HICF 100M
45080 MATH 130B LEC A 4.0 GR M W F 10:00-10:50 MSTB 122
45081 MATH 130B DIS 10 0.0 GR T T 10:00-10:50 PSCB 220
47750 PHYSICS 113C LEC A 4.0 GR T T 11:00-12:20 RH 192
47751 PHYSICS 113C DIS A1 0.0 GR T 01:00-01:50 RH 192
47770 PHYSICS 125A LEC A 4.0 GR mc T T 08:00-09:20 PCB 1300
47771 PHYSICS 125A DIS A1 0.0 GR mc W 01:00-01:50 PCB 1300
47780 PHYSICS 136 LEC A 4.0 GR M W 11:00-12:20 FRH 2111
48090 PHYSICS H196B RES A 4.0 GR TBA TBA -TBA FRH 2174

total units enrolled 24.0 0.0 p/np units mc = meeting room/time changed

Friday, December 25, 2009

Ebell Street

Note: Ebell is pronounced "E-bell".

Have you ever played hide 'n seek
In the Summer twilight on Ebell street?
Swarming unafraid the cul de sac,
Little children and cats of black.
This neighborhood song plays on repeat
disturbed only by shouts of "car!" forcing a quick retreat.

With no parents in sight
All is set for another Ebell night.
Running 'round in bare, dirty feet,
Miscellaneous siblings will compete.
Starting with, "Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish!
How many pieces do you wish?"

Then counting all the way to one hundred
"No peaking, or else!" instills the proper dread.
Longing to hide with the girl from next door,
Dodging her eyes, you're never sure,
Thoughts of a kiss are so sweet,
Until the one who is "it" you suddenly meet.

Soon giggles and panting give way to a new round
There's still one kid who can't be found.
But first, common law rulings: there is distress!
Is it a tag, when it's the hem of a dress?
And little Paul can't be "it" alone.
Take turns teaming with him, or he'll go home!

The game must end soon and the Sun has long gone
making scary certain parts of the lawn.
Friends and enemies turn into silhouettes
Recognition requires being within a few steps.
Fear of darkness, faith in Ebell Street!
Maybe it's time to perform your greatest feat.

She stands off with her friend,
Sharing secrets that will never end.
Approaching her, now is your chance
For true love, often dismissed as childish romance.
But alas! The girl's parents call her in,
A new round starts, but who'd wanna play hide 'n seek again?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I wish

Comback fail.


Cover up fail.


Monday, August 3, 2009

<3 luvre

a few advantages of running around paris with baby physicists:
-- really good at converting local currency
-- rapid ability to locate positions of persons, places, and things on maps
-- concise reports of possible entertainment value of various things to do

disadvantages:
-- no significant understand of french of french history
-- we probably didn't look terribly attractive to french girls

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Sunday, July 19, 2009

srsly

i am a poor champion of "bane of banality", but at least i aim for it. and it is a worthy, worthy thing.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

i think not going to biola university is the biggest regret of my life. however, it might have taken not going to biola university to realize that.

Friday, July 3, 2009

max said to jon, "i often have like an inverse sour grapes reaction. i guess some people call this optimism."
I don't think any of us will ever get used to aging.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Do you think young, male, Asian drivers drive so speedily and loudly and annoyingly because they're afraid of being pegged as typical Asian drivers?

Also, there's nothing like a simile.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Permanent link to this comic: http://xkcd.com/537/