Poem #1

Free-Verse Poem About Girls

There's something alarmingly charming about girls.
They're smaller and softer than I.
They're terribly cute when they cry.
Ladies beware:
I'll act proud and strong, cavalier and crass;
sometimes I am quite an ass.

There's something disarmingly alluring about girls.
No matter their race, creed, or religion,
trust me, I won't care a smidgen.
Ladies beware:
I'll have a devilish urge when you're near
to seize and kiss you, I fear.