Thursday, January 8, 2009

Danielle Goes Down

This is not good.
This is not efff good.

So I called my New Year's Eve date and left her a message last night.
She hasn't called back

So what am I doing now? I'm on facebook. I add Danielle M. as a friend. She confirms about 15 minutes later. She posts twice on my wall saying she likes my new haircut and ish. I start chatting her on facebook. Who is this Danielle M.? For one, she's named Danielle, which is trouble. For two, she's the cute little sister of Sam Morabito and she now goes to UCI. For three, she's part of the triathlon club at UCI, which I might be joining, so she also looks all toned and ish. She's pre-med. She's Catholic. And finally, there's a picture of her on facebook with like a huge-ass tattoo on her back.


Who said it's better to show, not to tell? (She's on the left, btw)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dimebags of Penny Candies

So I was going to call the arena soccer place to find out what time my game was. I have an entry in my cell phone for them, named "Arena Soccer." I opened my cell phone, I went to contacts, I hit 2 on the keypad to get to the a's. Then I thought, wait a minute, the alphabet starts with "a"! So I hit the clear key to erase my "a" and proceeded from there.

I think I'll make it to my game tonight. Go Dimebags.